What Democrat/leftist code really means

Democrats and Leftists always wanna give money away, usually to illegal immigrants undocumented Americans, ...cuz, like, y'know, duh gummint prints the stuff, so dey kin give away hundreds of billions to, uh...'deserving folks' like illegal immigrants undocumented Americans, eh?

Conservatives: "Seems like that always results in billions of dollars lost to fraud, and creates a permanent class of people who's rather collect welfare than work for a living.  But if it's your money you can do as you like with it...

Dem/Leftists: "Stupid deplorable!  a) Dere iz no fraud.  b) Well sure, a tiny bit, but not enough to avoid giving money... and c) What fraud dere iz happens in Republican-ruled states, cuz Rethuglicans are dumb and don't know how to manage billion-dollar programs!

Conservatives: "Really?  So far massive fraud has been uncovered in Minnesota, California, New York and New Jersey--all Democrat-ruled for years.  Care to retract you stupid, predictable slander?"

Dem/Leftists: "Not a word of it.  All the charges of billions in welfare fraud are FAKE, pushed by right-wing agents trying to distract from the Epstein files!  Everyone knows that Democrat leaders like Gavin Newsom, Tim Walz and Kathy Hochul would NEVAH allow fraud, cuz dey reeeally smaht!  Yew kin jus' look at 'em and see dey're smaht!"

"And Kamala Harris and Joe Biden would nevah have allowed massive fraud, cuz dey even smahtah!  So we wanna give mo' billions to pipo who deserve it!

Conservatives: "How much of your money do you plan to give away? 

Dem/Leftists: "You don't understand...