Disney defines "indefinitely," will return Kimmel to the air six days after "suspension"

As a kid I always wondered how long "indefinitely" was.  Now the Disney empire and ABC have settled the question:  After "suspending Kimmel indefinitely" last Wednesday, Disney and ABC have announced he'll return to his regular show tomorrow, Sep. 23rd, after being suspended for six days.

ABC had announced they were suspending his show days after Kimmel made a vile comment on the air clearly implying that the alleged assassin of conservative activist Charlie Kirk was a MAGA supporter.

Kimmel was ecstatic about returning to the air, telling a group of adoring fans

"This is a huge win for the right of Americans like me, who have network TV shows, to say whatever we want on national television without having to worry about losing our jobs.  I mean, what good are public airwaves if I can't tell brazen lies to viewers by claiming those lies are 'comedy,' right?  Even being suspended from four shows is a huge insult because it violates my absolute right of free speech.  Of course ordinary people aren't allowed to tell lies about ME, because 'freedom of speech' is carefully reserved for leftists like me, not for little people." 

See, leftists like Kimmel can tell brazen lies on the air with impunity, but "little people" can't tell lies about HIM, cuz he's a leftist and has lots of money to hire attorneys.