Porch pirates get glitter-bombed by booby-trapped packages

I never get tired of vids of porch pirates who steal booby-trapped boxes, with the glitter explosion caught on high-resolution doorbell cameras.  

Not only is it wildly funny, the videos give a great insight into the mindset of crooks:  Watch the number of thieves who are furious that they've been busted!

 

Watch how many scream "I'm calling the cops!"  Or "I'm an important public figure!"  They scream their outrage--as virtually every thief does.  The rest of us think, Dude, you were caught stealing and you're furious that you were caught?  Ah, of course.

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